Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains … Doctor : Oh pull yourself together!
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Doctor Doctor, I keeping thinking I’m a toilet …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keeping thinking I’m a toilet … Doctor : Yes, you do look flushed.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I hear that you’re very popular with your patients …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I hear that you’re very popular with your patients … Doctor : Yes, people are dying to come and see me.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I always get thrown out of screenings of Lord of the Rings …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I always get thrown out of screenings of Lord of the Rings … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I keep Tolkien all the way through.
Read postDoctor Doctor, We’re really struggling at Gandalf’s factory …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, We’re really struggling at Gandalf’s factory … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: We’re so short-staffed …
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