Doctor Doctor, are you going to see The Return of the King? …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, are you going to see The Return of the King at the cinema? … Doctor : No, I’m afraid all the tickets Ara-gone …
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Doctor Doctor, The woman waiting after me said you had become a vampire …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, The woman waiting after me said you had become a vampire … Doctor : Necks please.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t stand sitting … Doctor : No one can.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I think I’m turning into an apple …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I think I’m turning into an apple … Doctor : Don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll get to the core of it.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I have a big problem, please help me out …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I have a big problem, please help me out … Doctor : Certainly. Which way did you come in?
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